Welcome to Midnight Corn Dogs


This is my first ever blog post on the brand new blog aptly named “Midnight Corn Dogs”. Why you may ask, because it’s hilarious and I love corn dogs. The original idea was a Facebook Live every midnight, but I am lazy and tired.

So of course I have been thinking about what to post and have come up with an idea. Whatever the hell I want.


 ESPN- Florida International senior tight end Jonnu Smith will miss the remainder of the season after his girlfriend poured boiling water on him, causing burns to multiple parts of his body.

According to the arrest affidavit, Smith, an NFL draft prospect, suffered severe burns on his head, neck, back, a shoulder and an arm.

Mary Gaspar has been charged with felony aggravated battery. She is five months pregnant with their child.

According to the arrest affidavit, Gaspar gave this account at Florida International University police headquarters:

  • Gaspar and Smith argued through the day on Oct. 31 about how much attention Smith was paying her and their relationship. While in Smith’s dorm room and “feeling extremely emotional and stressed,” Gaspar told police, she boiled a pot of water. Then she walked over to Smith and poured it on him.
  • When Smith didn’t react strongly enough for her, she started hitting him with her open hands, she told police.

Gaspar was arrested two days later.



First off this story out of FIU, where a pregnant girlfriend decided to boil up a pot of water and dump it on her boyfriend simply because she was upset with him. Multiple angles to look at this like what was the real reason and what is next for the guy.

There is no good reason to dump a pot of boiling water and what makes this a  little more sick is that from the looks of it she boiled the water with the plan to dump it on him. What else could she have done to get the same message across? Asked him nicely to stop doing whatever she wants. We guys like to do whatever women want. Want us to wait on you hand and foot just ask. Simple ladies.



Second story that I found interesting was Bartolo Colon going to Atlanta. You have big sexy going from the big city of NYC to good ole’ Atlanta. Bartolo is a national treasure and has defied logic when it comes to age and being successful throwing a fastball that is off speed all the time. I will leave you with this!



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